Event 27

For all of you in the UC systems, you know what I'm talking about! Also, I'm pretty sure this applies to many colleges and universities, not just the one I'm attending. College robs us of our souls and money!

Alright it has been a while guys. Right after my last post in May, a whole lot of stuff has happened. Immediately following the last post, it was  a lot of bad stuff. However, everything is all good now, and I am continuing this comic! Thanks for reading!

Event 26

Or maybe it turns out to be combination John! Jesus Lauren! Why can you not be normal??? For the matter, why can't any of you be normal? Why you psychotic freaks, why?

So I've been doing my best to update the comic. I've got the plot for the next few comics written out, but it's a matter of drawing. Sorry y'all! So quality may drop, as I am more interested in giving you the story. Enjoy! :D

Event 25

Alright! Looks like we got some new info and a short "How-to" from Mark! Although I don't recommend it, seems like too much of a hassle and completely unrealistic....

So yeah... sorry I pulled a VG Cats on you guys, like Scott, I've been busy. For some reason April was the busiest month. Ever. Of all time. So yeah. I'm trying to get back on track. I SWEAR TO CREAM PUFFS THAT I AM!!!!

Event 24

What happened to John to make him learn crazy stuff like that? Man I feel sorry for Mark... I feel like this will not be the end to any facepalms for him.

Here is your weekly dose of Random Events! So as it is, I will just be doing weekly every Friday. I'm trying to get a job and I have a full course in school, so that's why I am cutting it down. Have an awesome weekend!!!

Event 23

Holy crap!

Yeah sorry this was late guys, been job hunting for the summer vacation and trying to find internships in the entertainment field. If you can give me any leads that would be awesome! lol. Regular R.E. resumes!

Event 22

So here's another fun little animal post guys! It's another filler, because, yeah, I have/had finals depending on when you read this post. So enjoy.

Incidentally, normal comic resumes next week.

Event 21

Seriously, where the hell did the penguin pull that fucking sword from? Some hyperspace pocket or whatever? Also, what the hell is a shark doing in the Antarctic? Is that Bruce? Fuck it, animals battling it out is awesome.

So yeah this is a filler for this week, because I have finals! Yeah.... I have finals....

Event 20

So yeah... Evidently, I'm not sure if Sabrina is drunk, serious, or faking it.... Or is she all three? Also, seems like Lauren yelled at one shadow organization to many, 'cause it seems like she pissed off the mama bear! Seriously don't mess with the mother type people, especially Mama Madz. You mess with anyone she cares about and you will be sent to hell. So for your sake and mine, but more of mine, don't piss her off and die!

Sorry for the delayed uploads, I have finals coming up, so I may post a filler comic next time, because I do need to study. Luckily for you guys though, I'm not like VGCats. You will get something! Until next time!

Event 19

Yay! A comic! So I guess, Lauren is getting used to her surroundings already! Although, I thought she was kidding about being high and stuff! Guess she's into that sort of thing. To each their own. Also who knew that there were so many names for the most non-lethal drug in the world?

So sorry about the late updates. School/Work has been keeping me preoccupied. Hopefully you enjoyed my Valentines Day comic. If not, then too bad! Expect another comic next week! Have a fun weekend!

Event 18

Special black and white comic I did by hand instead of on my tablet. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Unless you are like John and Lauren who are both single, then..... HAPPY SINGLE AWARENESS DAY! (or S.A.D. for short.) Keep it cool y'all, see you later!

Event 17

Alright new comic y'all! I think Mark has the wrong idea... Who cares about the name, why the hell does Melissa have a chainsaw in the middle of a restaurant? Also, we see that John likes Nintendo video games hehe.
New comic next week! Have an awesome weekend!

Event 16

So shit! John really wasn't kidding! His friends are practically the Godfather of all of the Godfathers! And they're not even 25 yet! Yeah.... Don't fuck with John or you will be sleeping with the fishes.

Event 15

Self explanatory. Sorry guys, my schedule got thrown off. I realize there are spelling errors, but this was done right before I had to leave. Check in Monday, I'll make it up to y'all some how. Have an awesome weekend!

Event 14

So I guess John was lying... Or could it be a trap? huh. Puzzling.

Event 13

Oh shit! Don't mess with John! He's got the dark side on his team! Or wait... could he be lying?
New strip tomorrow folks!

Event 12

So I did this on my netbook, sorry for the crappy quality and lack of actual substantial jokes. Just like my real life. sigh. oh well. So yeah I go to UCR and the power is out so I can't use my computer that I normally do RE on, so until the power is back, you will get fillers like this. Have a fantastic day in your warm, electricity run places with hot water assholes! RE resumes when fate stops pissing on me.

Event 11

Star date11.63.9932 I have figured out a pattern. There will be a new comic every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. There may be the odd extra comic, but on those days be assured that there shall be comics those day. Enjoy and have a good weekend!

Event 10

Yep. See ya Friday.

Event 9

Comic pretty much explain the situation. Sorry guys, but seriously, go ahead and e-mail your questions. I'll try to answer as many as possible within the comic. I'll email you a direct response if I do not. See ya Wednesday ya'll!

Event 8

So here it is guys! your regularly scheduled comic! John is never going to learn is he? sigh. This guy is hopeless, I mean what is he even trying to do anymore? Good thing Lauren was able to put him down wit ha trusty Falcon Punch! lol. Next one up should be by Monday! Have an awesome weekend!

Event 7

So I have some troubles figuring out how to draw something for today's comic, so I made this comic in place of the troublesome problem. Expect the real comic by Friday or Saturday. Enjoy ya'll!

Event 6

So the latest installment. Is John actually kidding so he won't get arrested? Are those really his favorite dishes? Why am I asking so many questions of you viewers? Anyway, I'm glad I've been updating every other day, and I'm sure many of you are as well. Luckily I'm not like VG Cats, which I still enjoy reading, which hasn't really updated in how many god-forsaken days.
Enjoy! Expect a new kind of filler strip tomorrow for when I get busy around stuff.

Event 5

So yeah... here's the explanation of Lauren's sudden style change in Event 4... I apologize for my negligence. i will now go humiliate myself. For all of you wondering, yes I did put on a dress. Wasn't my first time either, and all of them weren't by choice. HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND PEOPLE! See you next week!

Event 4

So yeah.... I'm pretty sure many of you noticed the change in hairstyle of Lauren (whose name you just learned, hehehe), and the lack of explanation of said change..... They'll be an explanation strip soon.... Hopefully you guys enjoyed it, even though you now want to murder me for the obvious plot hole that I now have to fill in an explanation strip featuring John and Lauren... oh well.

Event 3

So here's another comic guys. So I spent like 5 hours on their hands, because I suck at drawing hands, only to have them covered by speech bubbles. Great.

As most of you can notice, the art has already started to change. only because I'm getting better at utilizing the application I am using to draw and put everything together. Have fun with this!

Also in the next comic, because I know all of you want to kill me for this, you'll finally learn the names of the two lovely characters featured above. hehehe. Hint: None for you!

Expect something else posted by the end of this week!

Event 2

So this is what I imagine what animals would be doing in a box if they were trapped in there. Dancing like John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever.
As it is, I am falling behind in my readings, so the next one may not be up until Saturday night. In between that, I'll post something up for your enjoyment.

Event 1 Schrodinger's Cat

Event 1 Schrodinger's Cat

Copyright 2011 G. Marzan

So as you all can see, I just got bored and came up with this random comic. Which actually led to me creating a story out of it. 

I got the idea while looking up Schrodinger's idea of a "neither alive or dead" object. Then I wondered what would have happened if some loon in real life attempted it, or something along those lines.

Expect at least two updates every week. I'm in college right now, so you all know classes get busy and I do have my priorities.